After he was all the way in, we broke our kiss and started to fuck me furiously, and with my legs in the air and my arms wrapped behind him, all I could do was moan as loud as I could, the thick juicy meat of manhood was re-shaping me and my insides. I was so close, but when I said so, he pulled out and threw me on the bed “let’s not end it too soon” he said, I was getting myself off, but he grabbed both my hands and held them above my head “do you eat ass?” He asked, I said no “there’s a first time for everything”as I was lying down, he held down my hands as he sat on my face, I was confused but a little aroused oddly enough. It had a certain musk, and the few hair made it look oh, so manly~ I hesitantly started rimming him, but within a few minutes, I was eating his ass and sticking my tongue in like a pro, I loved it! And he did too. I was super hard, and while I hungrily sucked his juicy hole, he got up, and turned me on my back. He grabbed my neck and stuck his cock right inside. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy.It wasn't long before a police officer pulled up behind me. He got out of his car and started walking toward me. I could tell he was not a happy camper!"What's going on here?" My car has a flat tire." I said calmly."Well," he asked, "what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?"I couldn't believe that he didn't know - so I told him, "Hellooo! Those are my emergency flashers!"This one is compliments of RabbiRabbitA businessman in the first class cabin decided to chat up the drop dead, gorgeous flight attendant."What is your name?"Flight Attendant: "Angela Benz, sir"Businessman: "Lovely name ... any relation to Mercedes Benz?"Flight Attendant: "Yes sir, very close"Businessman: "How close?"Flight Attendant: "Same price"Absolutely clever and oddly truthful this ought to take some of the curse out of it.THE PULITZER COLONOSCOPYABOUT THE WRITER: Dave Barry is a Pulitzer Prize-winning humor columnist for the Miami.
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